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- Wax the ceiling <br />
- Rearrange political campaign signs<br />
- Sharpen your teeth <br />
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings<br />
- Braid your dog's hair <br />
- Clean and polish your belly button<br />
- Water your dog...see if he grows<br />
- Wash a tree<br />
- Knight yourself<br />
- Name your child Edsel<br />
- Scare Stephen King<br />
- Give your cat a mohawk<br />
- Purr<br />
- Mow your carpet<br />
- Play Pat Boone records backwards <br />
- Vacuum your lawn<br />
- Sleep on a bed of nails <br />
- DON'T toss and turn<br />
- Boil ice cream<br />
- Run around in squares<br />
- Think of quadruple entendres<br />
- Speak in acronyms<br />
- Have your pillow X-rayed <br />
- Drink straight shots...of water<br />
- Calmly have a nervous breakdown <br />
- Give your goldfish a perm<br />
- Fly a brick <br />
- Play tag...on West 35th Street<br />
- Exorcise a ghost <br />
- Exercise a ghost <br />
- Be blue<br />
- Be red<br />
- But don't be orange<br />
- Plant a shoe<br />
- Sweat <br />
- Give a Rorschach test to your gerbil<br />
- Turn <br />
- Write a letter to Plato<br />
- Mail it <br />
- Take your sofa for a walk<br />
- Start<br />
- Stop<br />
- Dial 911 and breathe heavily <br />
- Go to a funeral...tell jokes<br />
- Play the piano...with mittens on <br />
- Scheme<br />
- Sit<br />
- Stay <br />
- Water your family room<br />
- Cause a power failure<br />
- Roll over <br />
- Play dead<br />
- Find a witch<br />
- Burn her <br />
- Donate your brother's body to science<br />
- Ask why<br />
- Wriggle<br />
- Regress<br />
- Sleepwalk without sleeping <br />
- Try to join Hell's Angels by mail <br />
- Wonder<br />
- Be a square root <br />
- Ask stupid questions<br />
- Weld your car doors shut <br />
- Spew<br />
- Vacation at Three-Mile Island <br />
- Surf Ohio<br />
- Teach your pet rock to play dead <br />
- Go bowling for small game<br />
- Be a monk...for a day <br />
- Wear a sweatband to your wedding<br />
- Staple <br />
- Run away<br />
- Intimidate a piece of chalk <br />
- Abuse the plumbing<br />
- Bend a florescent light <br />
- Bend a brick<br />
- Annoy total strangers <br />
- Let the best man win<br />
- Believe in Santa Claus <br />
- Throw marshmallows against the wall<br />
- Hold an ice cube as long as possible <br />
- Adopt strange mannerisms<br />
- Blow up a balloon until it pops <br />
- Sing soft and sweet and clear<br />
- Sing loud and sour and gravely<br />
- Open everything <br />
- Balance a pencil on your nose <br />
- Pour milk in your shoes<br />
- Write graffiti under the rug <br />
- Embarrass yourself<br />
- Grind your teeth <br />
- Chew ice<br />
- Count your belly button <br />
- Sit in a row<br />
- Stack crumbs <br />
- Gesture<br />
- Save your toenail clippings <br />
- Make a pass at your blender<br />
- Punt <br />
- Make up words that start with X<br />
- Make oatmeal in the bathtub <br />
- Search for the Lost Chord<br />
- Chew on a sofa cushion <br />
- Sing a duet<br />
- Balance a pillow on your head <br />
- Hold your breath<br />
- Faint <br />
- Stretch<br />
- Flash your mailman <br />
- Teach your TA English<br />
- Learn to speak Farsi <br />
- Swear in Russian<br />
- Use an eraser until it goes away <br />
- Disassemble your car<br />
- Put it together inside out<br />
- Record your walls<br />
- Interview your feet<br />
- Make a list of your favorite fungi<br />
- Sell formaldehyde<br />
- Repeat<br />
- Ad lib<br />
- Fade<br />
- File your teeth</td>
<td valign="top" width="33%">- Whine <br />
- Rake your carpet<br />
- Re-elect Richard Nixon <br />
- Critique "Three's Company"<br />
- Listen to a painting <br />
- Play with matches<br />
- Buff your cat <br />
- Race ferrets<br />
- Paint your house...Day-Glow Orange <br />
- Have a formal dinner at White Castle<br />
- Read Homer in the original Greek<br />
- Learn Greek <br />
- Change your mind<br />
- Change it back<br />
- Watch the sun...see if it moves<br />
- Build a pyramid <br />
- Stand on your head<br />
- Stand on someone else's head<br />
- Spit shine your Nikes <br />
- See how long you can stay awake<br />
- See how long you can sleep <br />
- Paint your teeth <br />
- Wear a salad <br />
- Speak with a forked tongue<br />
- Paint stripes on a lake <br />
- Ski Kansas <br />
- Sleep in freefall<br />
- Kill a Joule <br />
- Test thin ice...with a pogo stick<br />
- Apply for a unicorn hunting license <br />
- Do a good job<br />
- Crawl <br />
- Invite the Mansons over for dinner<br />
- Paint your windows <br />
- Watch a watch until it stops<br />
- Flash your goldfish <br />
- Paint<br />
- Flirt with an evergreen <br />
- Smile<br />
- Rotate your garden...daily <br />
- Paint a smile<br />
- Shoot a fire hydrant <br />
- Apologize to it <br />
- Pretend you're blind<br />
- Annoy yourself <br />
- Get mad at yourself<br />
- Stop speaking to yourself <br />
- Be a side effect<br />
- Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley <br />
- Duck<br />
- Redecorate...your garage <br />
- Develop a complex<br />
- Join the Army...be someone simple <br />
- Try harder<br />
- Hit the deck <br />
- Put leg-warmers on your furniture<br />
- Cut the deck <br />
- Crumple<br />
- Translate Shakespeare into English <br />
- Skydive to church<br />
- Cheer up a potato <br />
- Do aerobic exercises...in your head<br />
- Play cards with your swimming pool <br />
- Pinstripe your driveway<br />
- Play Kick the Fire Hydrant <br />
- Harness chipmunk power<br />
- Build a house with ice cubes <br />
- Call London for a cab<br />
- Mug a stop sign <br />
- Change your name...daily<br />
- Go for a walk in your attic <br />
- Challenge your neighbor to a duel<br />
- Build a house out of toothpicks <br />
- Howl<br />
- Wear a lampshade on your head <br />
- Memorize the dictionary<br />
- Stomp grapes in the bathtub <br />
- Find a bug and chase it<br />
- Make yourself a pair of wings <br />
- Be immobile<br />
- Dance 'til you drop <br />
- Check under chairs for chewing gum<br />
- Squish a loaf of bread <br />
- Moo<br />
- Bounce a potato <br />
- Outmaneuver your shadow<br />
- Climb the walls <br />
- Appreciate everything<br />
- Challenge yourself to a duel <br />
- Make napalm<br />
- Tattoo your dresser<br />
- Watch a bowling ball<br />
- Buy some diapers<br />
- Eat everything<br />
- Begin<br />
- Pour milk in the sink<br />
- Make cottage cheese<br />
- Tie-dye your sheets <br />
- Carpet your ceiling <br />
- Hold your earlobes<br />
- Fold your earlobes<br />
- Flap<br />
- Squawk<br />
- Read tea leaves<br />
- Analyze the Koran<br />
- Be Buddha<br />
- Award yourself a Nobel Peace Prize<br />
- Plug in the cat<br />
- Turn on everything<br />
- Drop pebbles down the chimney<br />
- Turn off your neighbor<br />
- Kill a plant<br />
- Buy a 1931 Almanac<br />
- Memorize the weather section<br />
- Think lewd thoughts about yourself<br />
- Blow bubbles<br />
- Send chills down your spine <br />
- Peel grapes <br />
- Make paper from the skins<br />
- Bloat<br />
- Catch them with your radiator<br />
- Get run over by a train of thought<br />
- Make up famous sayings<br />
- Bite your pinkie</td>
<td valign="top" width="34%">- Get your dog braces <br />
- Shave a shrub<br />
- Have a proton fight <br />
- Watch a car rust<br />
- Quiver <br />
- Rotate your carpet<br />
- Learn to type...with your toes <br />
- Set up your Christmas tree in April<br />
- Be someone special <br />
- Buy the Brooklyn Bridge <br />
- Mail it to a friend <br />
- Go back to square one<br />
- Factor your social security number <br />
- Take the fifth<br />
- Memorize a series of random numbers <br />
- Read the 1962 Des Moines white pages<br />
- Join the Foreign Legion <br />
- Learn Sanskrit<br />
- Exist...existentially, of course <br />
- Print counterfeit Confederate money<br />
- Kick a cabbage <br />
- Take a picture<br />
- Put it back <br />
- Sandpaper a mushroom <br />
- Play solitaire...for cash <br />
- Abuse your patio furniture<br />
- Run for Pope <br />
- Count to a million...fast<br />
- Make a schematic drawing...of a rock <br />
- Commit seppuku...with a paper knife<br />
- Revert <br />
- Think shallow thoughts<br />
- Starch your shoes<br />
- Polish your Calvin's <br />
- Contemplate a cockroach<br />
- Get a dog to chase your car <br />
- Let him catch it <br />
- Investigate the Czar<br />
- Form a political party<br />
- Climb a sidewalk <br />
- Have a political party<br />
- Get diagonal...with a good friend <br />
- Ride a loaf of bread<br />
- Sharpen a carrot <br />
- Interrogate a gerbil<br />
- Go bow hunting for Toyotas<br />
- Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids <br />
- Jump back<br />
- Play to lose <br />
- Scalp a street light<br />
- Have your car painted...plaid <br />
- Read a tomato<br />
- Sharpen your sleeping skills <br />
- Watch a game show...take notes<br />
- Put out a fire<br />
- If you can't find a fire, make one <br />
- Interview a cloud<br />
- Play tiddlywinks...go for blood<br />
- Play basketball...in a minefield <br />
- Don't talk to things<br />
- Draw Lewis structures on your ceiling <br />
- Have your cat bronzed<br />
- Have your gerbil gilded <br />
- Write books about writing books<br />
- Create random equations <br />
- Mispell words<br />
- Tell your feet a joke <br />
- Throw a tomato into a fan<br />
- Sing the ABC song backwards <br />
- Pretend you're a dog<br />
- Dial-a-prayer and argue with it <br />
- Grease the doorknobs<br />
- String up a room <br />
- Stack furniture<br />
- Relive fond memories <br />
- Tie your shoelaces together<br />
- Gargle <br />
- Count your teeth with your tongue<br />
- Decay <br />
- Find your half-life<br />
- Design a better toilet seat<br />
- Shred a newspaper<br />
- Have a headache<br />
- Scratch<br />
- Sniff<br />
- Hatch an egg<br />
- Play air guitar<br />
- Act profound<br />
- Spill<br />
- Spell<br />
- Stare<br />
- Truncate<br />
- Slouch<br />
- Develop hearing problems<br />
- Put your feet behind your head<br />
- Tie bows in everything<br />
- Hold your hand<br />
- Watch the minute hand move<br />
- Grow your fingernails<br />
- Pretend you're a telephone<br />
- Ring<br />
- Radiate<br />
- Skip<br />
- Play hopscotch...with real scotch<br />
- Clock the velocity of your REMs<br />
- Put your shoes on the opposite feet<br />
- Cross your toes<br />
- Roll your tongue<br />
- Crystallize<br />
- Baby oil the floor<br />
- Hide<br />
- Attack innocent bunnies<br />
- Declare war<br />
- Destroy a tree<br />
- Hide the scrabble bag<br />
- Seduce your stick shift<br />
- Wink<br />
- Memorize the periodic table<br />
- Mummify<br />
- Pretend you're a roadie<br />
- Buy a Ginsu knife<br />
- Collect electrons<br />
- Correct typos that aren't there<br />
- Polish your neck...use Pledge </td>
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<tr><td valign="top" width="50%">- Recopy the Bible
substituting your name for God<br />
- Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car<br />
- Drop your cat off the roof to see if it lands on all
four feet<br />
- Count the bags under Walter Mondale's eyes<br />
- Unscrew all the lightbulbs and rearrange the furniture<br />
- Found the Jim Jones School of Bartending<br />
- Listen for non-satanic messages (i.e. "Drink
milk")<br />
- Dress like Motley Crue...surprise your grandmother<br />
- Dial-a-Prayer and tell them they're wrong<br />
- Go into a bar and ask for a Molotov Cocktail<br />
- Learn everything there is to know about the Holy Roman
Empire<br />
- Make a drive-in window at your local bank where there
wasn't one before<br />
- Walk on water...but don't get caught<br />
- Confess to a crime...that didn't happen<br />
- Be in the wrong place at the right time<br />
- Plot the overthrow of your local School Board<br />
- Request covert assistance from the CIA<br />
- Discover the source of the Mississippi<br />
- Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska<br />
- Hot wax the bottom of your brother's dress shoes<br />
- Preach the philosophy of Marx...Groucho, that is<br />
- Drink as much prune juice as you can<br />
- Write a book about your previous life<br />
- Serve ping-pong balls...as hors d'oeuvres<br />
- Jump up and down...on your alarm clock<br />
- Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins<br />
- Sterilize your stereo...with Jack Daniels<br />
- Carve you and your girlfriend's initials...in a
marshmallow<br />
- Drive the speed limit...in your garage<br />
- Sing the national anthem...during your calculus final<br />
- Wear a three-piece suit...in a sauna<br />
- Pay off the national debt...with a bad check<br />
- Go to a cemetary and verbally abuse dead people<br />
- Give yourself a hernia...for Christmas<br />
- Defend your neighborhood from roving Mongol hordes<br />
- Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster<br />
- See if you really can build a nuclear device in your
own basement<br />
- Go to McDonald's and pretend you can't speak English<br />
- Write to your congressmen, senators, President, etc. to
tell them what a good<br />
- job they're doing...On April 1st<br />
- Find the heat capacity of your chemistry professor<br />
- Take apart all your major kitchen appliances...mix and
match them<br />
- Turn your TV picture tube upside down<br />
- Phone in a death threat on President Kennedy<br />
- Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets<br />
- Carry a tune...drop it, see if it breaks<br />
- Be planar...but don't tell your parents<br />
- Play hockey with your little cousin...as the puck<br />
- Make a deal with the devil...but keep your fingers
crossed<br />
- Put instant concrete in your big brother's waterbed<br />
- Give a lecture on the historical significance of cream
cheese<br />
- Debate politics with a fern<br />
- See how small you can scrunch your face</td>
<td valign="top" width="50%">- Sell firewood door to
door...in Atlantis<br />
- Found the TLO (Toledo Liberation Organization)<br />
- Play nuclear chicken with a small third world nation<br />
- Raise professional certified racing turnips<br />
- Give your grandmother a raise and another day of paid
vacation<br />
- Lead an aerobics class...for patients of the I.C.U.<br />
- Go to a drive-in movie in a tank<br />
- Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in
anyway<br />
- Send President Reagan an alarm clock...wind it up first<br />
- Found a cockroach stable and stud ranch<br />
- Send your goldfish to obedience school<br />
- Free the oppressed toasters of America<br />
- Weave a tablecloth out of copper tubing<br />
- Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave<br />
- Park your car...with a friend<br />
- Park your car...with a group of friends<br />
- Frame your first statement of bankruptcy<br />
- Place it on the wall of your office<br />
- Solve the population problem (x^2 + y^2 =
population...solve for x)<br />
- Contribute to the population problem<br />
- Wear a T-shirt that says "I'll walk on you to see
The Who" and a peace sign<br />
- Practice the Aztec method of heart removal on your
professor<br />
- Find out who made the super glue commercials and give
them your Ginsu knife<br />
- Get Ronco and K-tel to merge...they sell the same stuff
anyway<br />
- Sneak into a nuclear physics lab and stay the night<br />
- Play with anything that looks interesting<br />
- Drop piston engines on two people and see who squishes
first<br />
- See if your goldfish can live in Coors rather than
water<br />
- Try to ignite water...the Mississippi might work<br />
- Draw Venn diagrams...screw them up<br />
- State fallacies as fact (like, "peanuts grow on
bushes")<br />
- Visit the Architecture building...loudly criticize its
design<br />
- Make a schematic drawing...of a rock<br />
- Wallpaper your laundry room...with pages from books you
don't like<br />
- See if diamonds really do cut glass...on everything in
your neighbor's house<br />
- Tenderize your tongue...chew on it for a while<br />
- See how long you can stare at a fluorescent light...try
green<br />
- Bronze your sister's turtle<br />
- See how long it takes for her to notice<br />
- See what she does when she notices<br />
- Bronze your sister- If you lose, stop watering it and
try again.<br />
- Increase your territorial holdings by force<br />
- Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat<br />
- Boldly go where no man has gone before<br />
- Be a threat to the American way of life<br />
- Do research into the cause of World War III<br />
- Be a threat to the Northwestern Tibetan way of life<br />
- Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Pittsburgh</td><td valign="top" width="50%"></td></tr>
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